interests are stupid

I ain’t no follow back girl

I want to curl up into a tiny ball of carbon and become a diamond

That guy is a floating signifier

I know you are but what are you

Do you ever want to proclaim “I want a cookie!” even when you don’t

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb
Little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
And then nothing happened this was pure exposition

Some people are so excited at having understood irony

Straw man phallusy